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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via partiallydemented101)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog 

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nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon, via partiallydemented101)

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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(Source: queerhound, via partiallydemented101)

(Source: thesheikah, via partiallydemented101)

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(via partiallydemented101)

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

sodamnrelatable:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar, via partiallydemented101)

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

(via ms-robichauxs-academy)

Black Moustache