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Now you know what you’re working with when you read Calum smut ;)

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radioactive-daylight:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

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thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

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tenthgrader:

suctioning:

when you get your ass filled with nut and they ask if they did a good job

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pineapple-irwin:

school starts next week:

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Black Moustache