Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog
when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
video game characters arent fuckin attractive
THEN EXPLAIN THIS
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.